As an Anarcho-Punk and a member of the LGBTQIA+ community, I really wanted to find a way to showcase Pride in a new way. Not only did I want to make it fun and creative… I wanted these pieces to make a statement... and I wanted that statement to be as obvious as a bright neon sign. We will not be silenced without a fight.
I got really tired of losing my vape because I'm an idiot goblin that's riddled with ADHD and a goldfish brain. So I made myself a vape holder with a leash and life has never been the same. Are you also a brainless gobbo in need of some help keeping track of your shit? Then these vape and lighter leashes are for you!
These crocheted cat nip bongs are the perfect toy for your lil' stoner sidekick! Now you don't have to get lit alone.
A fun companion to the cat nip bong, these crocheted cat nip joints help extend your blazin' buddy's trip even further!
A myriad of other themed crocheted cat nip toys to please even the most persnickety pet.
Zom-bunnies, chubby hippos, and baby Baphomets. Oh my! Adopt one of these weird little creatures today and give them a better home than the shelf in my studio where they have to bare witness to my insanity on a daily basis. Please. Won't you think of the children?
This is just proof that I can stab something a bajillion times without batting an eyelash. Sometimes, what I've stabbed comes out looking like a halfway acceptable piece of art. LOL j/k 😅 #NotARealArtist
Here's a collection of other weird things* I've made in a fit of creativity and now have no room for in my ever growing hoard of absurdity and disaster. Is it a painting of a possessed panda? Is it a crocheted cock and balls? There's no telling. You never know what you might find. But for the love of gob(lin), please take some of this crap** off my hands.
*Please Note: There are no guarantees on quality or future resale value.
**It's garbage. You're buying garbage, Shiela.